Wednesday, 28 December 2016

sweet happy new year jokes in hindi



sweet happy new year jokes in hindi


Isq mein ye Dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
Hum se ab ye tuta hua shisha dekha nahi jata,
Apne hisse ke sare massage tuje de du,
Ab mujse tera ye Kangaal Inbox dekha nahi jata… !

Happy new year bro



Pappu Tapasya kar raha tha.
Bhagwaan aaye aur bole –
“Tumhari tapasya safal hui, Mango kya chaiye”
.
Utne mein Papu bola – “Bhagwaan System se chaliye,
Tapasya bhang karne ke liye apsaraye aati hai uska kya hua.”

Happy new year my all friend








Ummid ki shama Dil mein na Jalana,
Is Jahan se alag Duniya basana,
Aaj mud mein tha to SMS kar diya,
Par Roj intejaar mein palkey na bichana…

Happy new year every one



Mat mila naye dost aye khuda,
Ye hame Barbaad karte hai,
Ham to har roj inpe SMS ki bauchaar karte hai,
Aur ye…
Sale 50 paise ke liye bhi vichar karte hai…
Aur ab to Whatsapp bhi aa chuka hai
Fir bhi sale kanjoosi ki sari had paar kate ha

Happy new year to all

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