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Student (Teacher ko) : Mere Dadaji expire ho gaye hai, Muje chutti chahiye.
Teacher : Thik hai aaj mein tuje chutti deta hu.
Thode dino ke bad…
Student : Sir, Meri Dadi expire ho gayi hai. Muje aaj chutti do.
Teacher : Ok, jaa… !
Thode dino ke bad…
Student : Sir, Mere Dada expire ho gaye hai, muje chutti chahiye.
Teacher : Dekh beta ! Chutti ke liye juth mat bol, bahane mat dikha !
Tere Dadaji to 2 mahine pahele hi expire ho gaye the.
Student : Ha ye sahi hai Sir, Fir bad mein meri Dadi akeli ho gayi,
Isliye unhone Dusri Sadi ki thi… Fir bad mein wo bhi expire ho gaye,
Isliye Naye Dada ne Nayi dadi ke sath Sadi ki thi.
Ab Naye Dada expire ho gaye hai.
Meri Nayi Dadi Nayi Sadi kare Aisi sambhavna bhi hai.
Happy new year bro
Paani se Coca Cola banane ki vidhi…
2-3 Glass Pani lo
Use 1 Botal mein bhar do.
Bad mein use Freeze mein rakh do,
Freeze mein Paani thanda ho jayega,
Aur kya….
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“Thanda Matalab Coca Cola” Samje bhola… !
Happy new year my all friend
Jab tumne Janam liya to,..
Swarg mein khusiyan manayi gayi !
Pariyon ne bhi pathakey phode !
Devi-Devta bhi prashanna ho gaye.
Bad mein raat ko sab gahri sans lekar bole
“Chalo picha chuta !!!”
Happy new year every one
Dosti hoti hai Dil bahelaane ke liye,
Hum apni hasti mita de tumhe paane ke liye,
Milne ki tumhe Fursat nahi isliye…
SMS kar rahe hai Khujali mitane ke liye !
Happy new year to all
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