happy new year jokes in hindi and sweet & latest joke

happy new year jokes in hindi and sweet & latest joke

Wife (Phone par) : Kaha ho tum ?
Husband : Bank me hu.
Wife : To muje 8000 Rupye naye phone ke liye aur 2000 Rupye
naye kapde ke liye chaiye…
Husband : Blood bank me hu “khun piyegi khun… Sali Dracula”

Happy new year bro

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 Duniya mein 2 kaam bahot muskil hai.
 Khudke
 vichar dusro ke magaj me fit karma
 Dusro
 ki jeb me se paise nikal kar khud ki jeb me jama karma.
Jo Pahele me Safal hota hai use “TEACHER” kahete hai.
Jo Dusre me Safal hota hai use “BUSINESS MEN”
Aur jo Dono me Safal hota hai use “WIFE”

Happy new year my all friend

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Doctor ne aurat ke munh me tharmometar rakha
Aur kuch der munh bandh rakhne ko kaha
Patni ko khamosh dekh kar pati se raha nahi gya
Aur puch hi liya – “Dr. Saheb yeh chiz kitne ki aati hai”

Happy new year every one

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Wife : Janu… Monday ko Shopping,
                        Tuesday ko Hotel,
                        Wednesday ko Ghumne,
                        Thursday ko Parlor me,
                        Friday ko Movie dekhne,
                        Saturday ko Picnic…
Janu Kitna maja aayega…
Husband : Ha… Aur baki bacha Sunday ko Mandir….
Wife : Kyu ?
Husband : Bhik mangne…

Happy new year to all

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