Tuesday, 20 December 2016

funny teacher student joke in hindi



funny teacher student joke in hindi


Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?

Student:meine

Teacher:keyse?

Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.




Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?

Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.

Teacher: wo kayse?

Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.






Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?

Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.

Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?

Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.



Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?

Student: ek hi lagegi.

Teacher: keyse?

Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.

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