funny chirstmas day jokes funny christmas puns

funny chirstmas day jokes funny christmas puns

I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every Christmas card i write,
May your days be merry and bright,
and May all your Christmases be white.
Happy Christmas.

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your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as
stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but
your still the right person for me!

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Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all!

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Tim: Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Jim: Huh?
Tim: Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

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