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christmas day jokes in hindi very quit & sweet joke for chirstmas
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve,
I accidentally dropped one.
"No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off
before placing it back on the plate.
Why was the turkey in the pop group?
Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
(Sally Morgan)
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick
(Graham Bull)
"You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old.
"Don’t worry. Santa will never know."
He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good,
but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
''Happy Christmas day''.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps
(Kieran 'K' Cope)
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose
(Shan Evans)
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